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Imagination
was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor
to console him for what he is.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) |
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faux
skin
watch them squirm as you peel your epiderm |
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pre-sliced
bananas
the next revolutionary advance in bioengineering |
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live
rattlesnake eggs
caution: keep cold until ready to hatch |
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One
teacher told me I couldn't spend the rest of my days making silly books.
Fortunately, I wasn't a very good listener."
- Dav Pilkey (1966 - still kicking) |
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royal
holiday
card trick with a long story about alcoholic despots |
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sticky
bottle
there's nothing better than a stick in a bottle |
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balanced
breakfast
defy the laws of gravity |
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levitating
ball
use a hair dryer to make a ping-pong ball float in the
air |
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pepper
trick
amaze your friends with your mental power over pepper.
Yeah, mental |
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Trust
that little voice in your head that says "Wouldn't it be interesting
if.." And then do it.
- Duane Michals |
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water
bomb
soggy origami mischief |
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tab
glider
a medium skill level glider with good flight and tricks |
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rubber
band slingshot |
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sandwich
bag catapult
the fun way to dispose of disagreeable lunch items |
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the
devil's walking stick
it looks harmless, but this little baby really packs a
punch |
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Bad
excuses are worse than none.
- Thomas Fuller (1608-1661) |
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levitating
arms
it feels weird |
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Adults
are obsolete children.
- Theodor Geisel, Dr. Seuss (1904-1991) |
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growing
paper worm
something to do while waiting for your meal |
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ninja
spikes
turn ordinary staples into lethal stealth weapons |
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leaf
popper
how to use leaves to make a loud pop sound. Don't try
this with poison ivy! |
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Nothing
encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face.
- James D. Finley |
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even better paper airplanes, whistling box, $1 dollar ring, painless stitches, grass whistle, smiling money, popsicle smacker, editing textbooks, short sheeting, string through your neck, rubberband trick, and the ancient art of hand exorcism. |
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