gotta have this:
drinking straw in a paper wrapper

(1) compact the wrapper
Push the paper wrapper down to one end of the straw.

(2) add a drop of water
Slip the wrapper off and use your straw to add a drop or two from your drink.

(3) ohhh ... ahhh ...
The paper expands and looks alive, leaving you with a soggy pulpy mess. Be sure to tip your server extra for the cleanup.